June 18, 2020

The Premier League has confirmed that one player was confirmed positive for sheer stupidity in the latest round of testing.

Though no official announcement has been made as to who the player might be, Arsenal defender David Luiz...

June 17, 2020

Pep Guardiola mistakenly praised the atmosphere created by Manchester City supporters during his team’s 3-0 victory over Arsenal on Monday evening, after failing to realise none of them were actually at the match.

"Our amazing fa...

June 16, 2020

Arsenal midfielder Mesut Özil was dumped in the River Lea this evening after protesters mistook him for a statue, it has emerged.

According to reports, the slothful 31-year-old German was standing around at a training s...

April 21, 2020

Arsenal midfielder Mesut Özil has hit back at critics following the revelation that he refused to take a 12.5% pay cut to his £350,000-a-week wages.

The 31-year-old remains the club's highest paid player, despite underperforming...

October 1, 2019

Following Bayern Munich's 7-2 humiliation of Tottenham Hotspur in this year's Champions League group stages, in which former Arsenal player Serge Gnabry scored four goals, the Gunners have announced they will immortalise the str...

May 9, 2019

Arsenal were booed off the pitch at the Mestalla Stadium tonight after boring their travelling fans to tears with a comprehensive victory over Valencia to reach the Europa League Final. 

The North London club, already ahead a dis...

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