June 26, 2020
Liverpool fans were left outraged earlier today when it was revealed that an asterisk has been engraved next to the club's name on the Premier League trophy.
The Merseyside club secured their first league title in 30 years (and f...
After Merseyside saw a 300% rise in cases of smugness overnight owing to Liverpool finally winning the Premier League, experts are worrying that a full blown outbreak could occur.
Early studies suggest thousands, if not hundreds...
June 25, 2020
Sky Sports have confirmed that fans will have the option to add a looped audio recording of West Ham fan Ryan 'The Bulldozer' Stevens during football matches for the remainder of the season.
According to reports, the channel is a...
June 23, 2020
Sky Sports commentator and dad-joke enthusiast Martin Tyler has revealed that his overwhelming urge to shoehorn a bad coronavirus pun into his commentary has become so intense, he may spontaneously combust if he doesn’t give in...
June 8, 2020
Manchester United manager Ole Gunnar Solksjaer has told David De Gea to shave his horrendous beard off or he'll spend the rest of the season on the bench.
As we all know, the Premier League, and the rest of the United Kingdom in...
May 30, 2020
Heavyweight boxing legend Mike Tyson has rejected a fight with former world title challenger Luis Ortiz, stating he has no desire to fight an old man.
Tyson recently announced he will be returning to the sport of boxing at the ag...
Canelo offers BJS "advanced beef supplements" to get fight back on
July 3, 2020
Sterling viciously ATTACKS Joe Gomez during guard of honour
July 2, 2020
Chelsea accused of match-fixing after conceding 3 in West Ham loss
Mercedes: "We hope this black car will finally erase our Nazi history"
June 29, 2020
SELFISH Sterling ROBS Liverpool of Title Limelight, says Daily Mail
June 28, 2020
Liverpool fans FURIOUS as asterisk engraved on Premier League trophy