August 3, 2020
Manchester City defender Kyle Walker is once again under investigation for breaching coronavirus lockdown rules by hosting a sex party.
Just weeks after announcing the "Eat Out to Help Out" scheme, which aims to encourage people...
June 26, 2020
Liverpool fans were left outraged earlier today when it was revealed that an asterisk has been engraved next to the club's name on the Premier League trophy.
The Merseyside club secured their first league title in 30 years (and f...
After Merseyside saw a 300% rise in cases of smugness overnight owing to Liverpool finally winning the Premier League, experts are worrying that a full blown outbreak could occur.
Early studies suggest thousands, if not hundreds...
June 25, 2020
Sky Sports have confirmed that fans will have the option to add a looped audio recording of West Ham fan Ryan 'The Bulldozer' Stevens during football matches for the remainder of the season.
According to reports, the channel is a...
June 23, 2020
Sky Sports commentator and dad-joke enthusiast Martin Tyler has revealed that his overwhelming urge to shoehorn a bad coronavirus pun into his commentary has become so intense, he may spontaneously combust if he doesn’t give in...
June 8, 2020
Manchester United manager Ole Gunnar Solksjaer has told David De Gea to shave his horrendous beard off or he'll spend the rest of the season on the bench.
As we all know, the Premier League, and the rest of the United Kingdom in...
Deontay Wilder nearly drowns in scuba gear incident
August 26, 2020
Maguire pleads guilty to assault charges due to "pathetic defence"
August 21, 2020
Bielsa planning to attack opponents with sneezing powder
August 8, 2020
Kyle Walker hosts sex party in "Eat Out to Help Out" confusion
Mbappé "devastated" by Newcastle takeover collapse
July 31, 2020
"Get used to this face, you set of Geordie bastards" - Mike Ashley
July 30, 2020
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