June 16, 2020
Arsenal midfielder Mesut Özil was dumped in the River Lea this evening after protesters mistook him for a statue, it has emerged.
According to reports, the slothful 31-year-old German was standing around at a training s...
June 8, 2020
Manchester United manager Ole Gunnar Solksjaer has told David De Gea to shave his horrendous beard off or he'll spend the rest of the season on the bench.
As we all know, the Premier League, and the rest of the United Kingdom in...
May 28, 2020
Flood warnings are in place across Britain after the announcement of a Premier League return date caused millions of men to simultaneously ejaculate.
After the Premier League announced matches would resume on 17 June, football fa...
May 22, 2020
With Serie A likely to make a return behind closed doors next month amid continued coronavirus fears, Italian football fans have made their feelings clear: football without racism isn't football.
The Italian government are set to...
May 14, 2020
Real Madrid star and Wales forward Gareth Bale has come under fire once again after a teammate suggested he still can't speak Welsh, despite being a Welshman for over 30 years.
The 30-year-old is often criticised by fans and...
May 8, 2020
After Tottenham Hotspur forward Son Heung-min was given an award during his military service in South Korea, his club have reminded him their trophy cabinet has plenty of room if he needs a safe place to display it....
Canelo offers BJS "advanced beef supplements" to get fight back on
July 3, 2020
Sterling viciously ATTACKS Joe Gomez during guard of honour
July 2, 2020
Chelsea accused of match-fixing after conceding 3 in West Ham loss
Mercedes: "We hope this black car will finally erase our Nazi history"
June 29, 2020
SELFISH Sterling ROBS Liverpool of Title Limelight, says Daily Mail
June 28, 2020
Liverpool fans FURIOUS as asterisk engraved on Premier League trophy
June 26, 2020