August 21, 2020
Manchester United captain Harry Maguire has pleaded guilty to assault charges after lawyers advised the player that his defence was "woefully pathetic".
Maguire was arrested by Greek authorities on Thursday night following an alt...
August 8, 2020
Leeds United manager Marco Bielsa is plotting to spike his team’s opponents with sneezing powder, following an FA announcement that sneezing or coughing on an opponent will result in a straight red card next season.
"Marco pays i...
August 3, 2020
Manchester City defender Kyle Walker is once again under investigation for breaching coronavirus lockdown rules by hosting a sex party.
Just weeks after announcing the "Eat Out to Help Out" scheme, which aims to encourage people...
July 18, 2020
Relegation-bound Norwich City FC have decided to shift their focus to becoming the worst Premier League team in history.
"F**k it," said Norwich manager Daniel Farke to BBC reporters after his team's 2-0 loss to Burnley this even...
June 16, 2020
Arsenal midfielder Mesut Özil was dumped in the River Lea this evening after protesters mistook him for a statue, it has emerged.
According to reports, the slothful 31-year-old German was standing around at a training s...
June 8, 2020
Manchester United manager Ole Gunnar Solksjaer has told David De Gea to shave his horrendous beard off or he'll spend the rest of the season on the bench.
As we all know, the Premier League, and the rest of the United Kingdom in...
Deontay Wilder nearly drowns in scuba gear incident
August 26, 2020
Maguire pleads guilty to assault charges due to "pathetic defence"
Bielsa planning to attack opponents with sneezing powder
Kyle Walker hosts sex party in "Eat Out to Help Out" confusion
Mbappé "devastated" by Newcastle takeover collapse
July 31, 2020
"Get used to this face, you set of Geordie bastards" - Mike Ashley
July 30, 2020
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