June 8, 2020
Manchester United manager Ole Gunnar Solksjaer has told David De Gea to shave his horrendous beard off or he'll spend the rest of the season on the bench.
As we all know, the Premier League, and the rest of the United Kingdom in...
May 28, 2020
Flood warnings are in place across Britain after the announcement of a Premier League return date caused millions of men to simultaneously ejaculate.
After the Premier League announced matches would resume on 17 June, football fa...
May 22, 2020
With Serie A likely to make a return behind closed doors next month amid continued coronavirus fears, Italian football fans have made their feelings clear: football without racism isn't football.
The Italian government are set to...
Deontay Wilder nearly drowns in scuba gear incident
August 26, 2020
Maguire pleads guilty to assault charges due to "pathetic defence"
August 21, 2020
Bielsa planning to attack opponents with sneezing powder
August 8, 2020
Kyle Walker hosts sex party in "Eat Out to Help Out" confusion
August 3, 2020
Mbappé "devastated" by Newcastle takeover collapse
July 31, 2020
"Get used to this face, you set of Geordie bastards" - Mike Ashley
July 30, 2020
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