Man City's fan thrilled with PM's October return announcement
Prime Minister Boris Johnson announced today that fans may be able to return to stadiums as early as October, much to the delight of...
Martin Tyler: “If I don’t make a coronavirus pun soon, I will explode”
Sky Sports commentator and dad-joke enthusiast Martin Tyler has revealed that his overwhelming urge to shoehorn a bad coronavirus pun...
Football stars react to Marcus Rashford's school meal victory
Football players, former players and pundits have taken to Twitter to praise Manchester United forward Marcus Rashford after his plea to...
Coronavirus: One case of stupidity in latest round of testing
The Premier League has confirmed that one player was confirmed positive for sheer stupidity in the latest round of testing. Though no...
Guardiola praises Man City fans after failing to notice their absence
Pep Guardiola mistakenly praised the atmosphere created by Manchester City supporters during his team’s 3-0 victory over Arsenal on...
"On second thought, let's just void the season", say fans
Football fans were reminded just how f**king frustrating their beloved sport is this evening when goal-line technology incorrectly denied...
