We've collected 5 rare photos of former footballer and current BBC pundit, Martin Keown, in his natural habitat!
1. Here he is enjoying some time in the shade and playing with his toes.
2. He's an avid climber... (Think the photographer caught him a little off guard here!)
3. Spending some quality time with his real friends. You'd never see Gary Lineker checking Martin for fleas!
4. Sometimes, he likes to hunt. (Watch out, ladies!)
5. Other times, he's pensive. Wonder what he's thinking about... Goals? His hatred of books? Whatever it is, we're sure it's impressive.