The Premier League has confirmed that one player was confirmed positive for sheer stupidity in the latest round of testing.
Though no official announcement has been made as to who the player might be, Arsenal defender David Luiz is the obvious contender in a total of 1,541 tests.
The Brazilian single-handedly lost his club the game against Manchester City last night after coming on as a substitute, giving the ball away to Sterling for the first goal, then being sent off for bringing Riyad Mahrez down in the box and conceding a penalty, which Kevin De Bruyne comfortably converted to make it 2-0. The 10-man Arsenal side would eventually lose 3-0 after a Phil Foden finish.
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