Monthly golf round-up: June 2018
You won't believe what happened this month in golf!
Seriously, who is watching golf when the World Cup is on? But since you're here, Tiger Woods walked too briskly at the US Open and broke his back.
Jordan Spieth, furious at his caddy for almost giving him the wrong club, threw his driver into the crowd, hitting an elderly woman in the face. The fans, glad to see some action after piously following the game for decades, screamed in jubilation.
Phil Mickelson got old.
Rory McIlroy drank two bottles of Jameson Irish Whiskey before playing at the Travelers Championship and threw up all over Bubba Watson's lovely pink shirt - nobody could tell.
Be sure to come back next month! Our sources say it's going to get pretty wild at The Open this year.