Cunnilingus up 6000% after Fury's victory over Wilder, experts confirm

CUNNILINGUS rates have soared 6000% after Tyson Fury knocked out Deontay Wilder to win the WBC heavyweight championship of the world, according to new statistics.

The undefeated British heavyweight had shockingly claimed in the buildup to his blockbuster rematch with Deontay Wilder fight that he had "doing a lot of p***y licking" to strengthen his jaw for the fight.

And after adding the WBC heavyweight championship belt to his collection with a technical knockout victory over the American in the seventh round, men everywhere have been engaging in the art of cunnilingus hoping to add some spice to their fitness regimes, according to experts.

Statistics show that since the 'Gypsy King' gave Wilder a serious licking in Las Vegas, cunnilingus rates have increased a massive 6000% in just a few days, to the delight of previously unsatisfied women around the world.

Unsurprisingly, despite Fury also claiming he had been masturbating a whopping seven times a day to keep his testosterone levels up for the fight, male masturbation levels remain as steady and disgustingly high as ever.

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