BREAKING: Gylfi Sigurdsson set to join HMP Wakefield on a free transfer

According to reports, Everton midfielder Gylfi Sigurdsson is set to leave the Merseyside club in a shocking deal that could see him stay until at least 2055.

If the rumours are to be believed, the 31-year-old maestro will leave Everton in the summer transfer window and play out the remainder of his career on a concrete pitch in Wakey, for no more than one hour a day.

The Icelandic national will surely be in good hands at the historic club, following in the footsteps of a long line of fellow superstars including Harold Shipman, Ian Watkins and Ian Huntley.