The World Boxing Council (WBC) revealed today that it has created a new, one-of-a-kind belt named 'The Scrotum Belt'.
Boxing's most leather-happy sanctioning body often creates one-off straps to commemorate special occasions, such as the infamous 'Money Belt' made for the circus show between Floyd Mayweather Jr and Conor McGregor back in 2017.
But this time, they've really outdone themselves, and the body admittedly had no particular reason for creating the monstrosity that is the Scrotum Belt, nor could we think of any possible justification for creating something so horrifying.
WBC President Mauricio Sulaiman had this to say:
"This belt's probably our most special yet. Not only is it made with real scrotal skin, kindly donated by one of our former champions as part of his contract, but it was hand-stitched using real pubic hair as well. I'd like to see those shitheads at the WBA have the balls to pull something like this off.
"Why did we make it? Why does anyone do anything? Because we can. We're making so much money from sanctioning fees we need to spend it on something.
"It's not for any particular occasion, no. Maybe we can tie it in with Testicular Cancer Awareness Month and have Canelo fight for it or something? Shit, I don't know."
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