"Pence spiked my water, Biden's ballot boxes were loaded!" Trump refuses to accept loss
Updated: Nov 7, 2020
US President Donald Trump has lashed out following his apparent defeat to Joe Biden in the 2020 US election.
Speaking at a press conference in the East Room of the White House, the 45th President of the United States made a series of bizarre claims about the election and a number of key players.
"I do not see Biden as the President. He cheated. I saw in the first few battleground states when your people tried to sneak extra postal votes in.
"Y'all tried the same method in Wisconsin, but this time your overstuffed ballot boxes scratched the flesh of one of my senators which caused his ears to bleed.
"It's impossible for millions and millions and millions of ballots to appear out of nowhere. I highly believe you put something hard in those ballot boxes. Something the size and shape of fake postal votes.
"It's the reason why your votes in Wisconsin and Michigan and Minnesota swelled up in the form of fake postal votes and it left a dent in my campaign as well. But you still couldn't keep this king down.
"In the end, it took a crab in a bucket social media platform and a disloyal running mate just to stop me. Your payback is coming."
Speaking to a member of the press, Trump also claimed:
"Before going out on the campaign trail, warming up in a few rallies, it was perfect, I felt great.
"Until I went to Florida to kick off the re-election campaign. That transformation, I was drinking certain water and stuff, trying to keep myself hydrated. I just start feeling weird. My water was spiked as if I took a muscle relaxer or something like that.
"Certain things, the atmosphere just didn't seem right. It felt like something was about to go down, and not in my favour. It wasn't just my heavy Brioni suits that weakened my legs; my water was tampered with. I felt like I had no control over my campaign, my legs was weak and stuff like that.
"I believe Pence was part of it. He was part of it. I think he's got something to do with my water. He was the only one handling my water. He was the only one. I have strong sources."
Trump also claims Twitter were in on the fix as well: "Twitter deleting and censoring my tweets; I could feel their negative energy.
"Their energy felt like, 'I'm gonna do something to you Mr. President, but I've gotta do it. I'm a crab in a bucket.' They were leaning on me, censoring me. Censored my kids too.
"Twitter didn't do s**t to stop the fake news spread by Biden and his cronies. Every time I've seen Twitter they're breaking my s**t up, acting like they didn't know what was going on. Either these motherf**kers were drunk or they were part of it. Which one was it?
Wilder, sorry, Trump, ended his rather lengthy tirade with a challenge to Biden:
"Joe Biden, it's time for you to be a man and honour your oath as a politician. Give me the recount. When the election was looking like it would be close to a draw, I told you that I would give you a recount. Scared people run but a scary man will break his oath you coward Azz B***h!"
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