The Association of Tennis Professionals (ATP) has confirmed that Roger Federer has completed tennis and no more matches will be played. After sweeping aside the competition with the effortless grace of a pearlescent unicorn, the 36-year-old has reclaimed his rightful place at the top of the ATP rankings.
Shortly after achieving the tremendous feat, Chris Kermode, president of the ATP, confirmed that there was no more reason to continue the tour:
"It's been a fun ride, but
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