
Fans DISGUSTED as Arsenal reach Europa League Final without dramatic comeback
Arsenal were booed off the pitch at the Mestalla Stadium tonight after boring their travelling fans to tears with a comprehensive victory over Valencia to reach the Europa League Final. The North London club, already ahead a disappointing 3-1 on aggregate after the first leg, looked as if they might attempt to go behind and recreate the incredible, dramatic comebacks of Liverpool and Tottenham in their respective Champions League semi-finals when they conceded in the 11th min

Man leaves Ladbrokes for first time in 43 years after horse racing cancelled
A MAN has reportedly left his local Ladbrokes for the first time in 43 years, after British horse racing was cancelled due to an outbreak of equine flu. 73-year-old Derek Spencer from Huddersfield was a promising tradesman with a wife and two young children back in 1976, until one day he wandered into his local Ladbrokes to place a bet on the horse racing after getting a tip from his friend at the pub. Spencer never returned home, spending the rest of his adult life perched o

Tottenham release DVD of Arsenal game in time for Christmas
Panicking about Christmas? Still have presents to buy? Well panic no more, because Tottenham Hotspur have released a DVD of the club's emphatic victory over London rivals Arsenal in the quarter-finals of the Carabao Cup. Not only that, if you buy the DVD directly from the club's official website, they'll guarantee delivery in time for Christmas. Incredible. Just picture it; you've finished your Christmas dinner and nobody can stomach another festive film with the family. You

Juventus staff still cleaning Man Utd fans' ejaculate from seats following Ronaldo celebration
A MASSIVE clean up operation is taking place at the Allianz Stadium, home of Juventus F.C., after Cristiano Ronaldo caused Manchester United fans to simultaneously ejaculate all over their seats after lifting his shirt after scoring against his former club. Ronaldo scored the first goal of the match for the Italian side with a stunning volley off a deep cross from Leonardo Bonucci. But surprisingly, the loudest and most passionate celebrations came from the away fans, still d

WOW! Floyd Mayweather shows off diamond-encrusted genitals in Instagram post
Retired boxing superstar Floyd Mayweather Jr has astonished fans with his latest purchase. Mayweather, whose professional record stands at 50-0 after beating UFC's Conor McGregor by TKO in the 10th round in 2017, is known for flaunting his extravagant purchases on social media, but his most recent buy has surely raised the bar. In his latest Instagram post, the self-proclaimed 'Best Ever' once again shocked the boxing world when he posted a photo of his newly diamond-encruste

"That's more like it!" - England fans rejoice as team gets back to losing ways
FOOTBALL fans were in high spirits after the England team we all know and love to hate returned to form, losing 1-0 to Belgium in the final game of the group stages of this year's World Cup. Supporters across England were left confused and in uncomfortable after the team won its first two group games, sailing through to the round of 16 without the agonising drama we've all grown accustomed to in the last few decades. But after the team's lacklustre performance against Belgium