Cristiano Ronaldo to remain on loan this season, Man Utd confirm
Manchester United have confirmed that Cristiano Ronaldo will remain on loan for the 11th year running. The Portuguese striker has, at...
De Gea told to shave that f***ing thing off or he's benched
Manchester United manager Ole Gunnar Solksjaer has told David De Gea to shave his horrendous beard off or he'll spend the rest of the...
Streets flood with ejaculate as Premier League return announced
Flood warnings are in place across Britain after the announcement of a Premier League return date caused millions of men to...
Spurs offer Son Heung-min safe place for military award
After Tottenham Hotspur forward Son Heung-min was given an award during his military service in South Korea, his club have reminded him...
Mesut Ozil: 'I haven't deserved my wage for years; why cut it now?'
Arsenal midfielder Mesut Özil has hit back at critics following the revelation that he refused to take a 12.5% pay cut to his...
West Ham staff pay tribute to club, inspired by Man Utd's NHS display
After seeing Manchester United's wonderful gesture to NHS workers earlier this week, staff at West Ham United's London Stadium have paid...
