BREAKING: Five people die of boredom watching Man Utd vs West Ham
Tragic news to bring you this evening as five football fans have been confirmed dead due to complications from watching this abominable...
Spurs "focusing on the Audi Cup", confirms Mourinho
Tottenham Hostpur manager Jose Mourinho has confirmed his club are now entirely focused on winning the 2021 Audi Cup following a 1-0 loss...
Guardiola hails his own genius after beating League Two club Cheltenham
Pep Guardiola has declared himself “a tactical visionary of the highest order,” following Manchester City’s 3-1 victory over League Two...
Santa Mercilessly Beaten by Conor McGregor After Refusing Cookies and Proper Twelve
Christmas was cut short this year after Santa Claus was brutally attacked in Ireland by UFC superstar, Conor McGregor. Old Saint Nick had...
Phil Foden Spotted Emptying His Sack in Houses Across the UK
England and Manchester City midfielder was spotted sneaking into various households on Christmas Eve to empty his sack, it has emerged....
Vaccine Fears Confirmed as First Recipient Now Supports Liverpool
Theories surrounding the dangers of vaccines were confirmed today after the first coronavirus vaccine recipient revealed she now supports...
